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The Shortest Day of the Year
President Elon
Amendment XXVII
AI or Not
'You Can't Be Punk'
What America Needs Now
Wanted Posters
Closer to Homeless
Fifteen Hundred
Disencouragement
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McNarc
Repealing the Fourteenth
Loyalty Pledge
Forgive and Forfend
I Need a Word
Wasn't Me
The Fifty-first State
BabyTalk Names
Let's Go Pardon
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Reading Glasses
Southernmost
Pardoning Turkeys
Guacamole
Without Prejudice
Orders of Magnitude
NorthKoreans
Leaving the Country
Don't Bother
Five Million Dollars
Unfelonious
Cluelessly CrisisLifey
ATACMS
Artificial Narration
Tyson v Paul
4B
Hegseth
DoGE and CoFR
'You Work for Us'
SelfControl
The Why of It
Your Body, My Choice
Done in Twenty-four Hours
Too Big to Rig
Harrump 538
He Didn't Cure Cancer
P'Nut
A StarWars Past
A StarTrek Future
Strong, Intelligent Females
Make America Garbage Again
Disparaging American Citizens
Madison Square Garden
ElonGate
Rogan
Getting Close Now
Just Like Hitler
I Don't Care How I Vote
'I Did My Research'
McIdiot
Rural Xerox
Last AutoSave
That Interview
Bluicide
Jimmy Carter
Number Three
Columbus Day
TermiCop
Typing Class
Auroran't
Edited for Less Misprision
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The Draft
One Percent of One in a Million
High Pollen Day
Underpaying Teachers
Where Is the President
Longshoremen
Vance v Walz
New Members Only
Sibelco
Girl Gamers
Rabies
The Measures of the United States
New Shirt
Fatalistic Psychosis
Goblin Mode
Shooting Burglars
While in Office
Revolution Resolution
Sanctity
Surprise Topic
Pagers
The Last to Do This
The Tiebreaker
Ignore Them
Normal People
Future Headlines
Decorative Purposes
Seven Ate Nine
The Grocery Bill
The Amendment We Need
Prankster Criminal
A Method of Cheating
A Minecraft...Thing
PostOp
Betelgeuse Betelgeuse
Suspension of Entry
Massive Financial Motivation
Tren de Aragua
The Struggles of the Minority
Another Day without Algebra
A CNN Exclusive
Content Moderation
Taxing Billionaires
Kennedy
History in the Making
Every Damned Update
Gus
Triple Entendre
Kursk
Unfake News
Press Conference
Letting Them Speak
That One Vertebra
Anchor Being
Arbitration
Guyliner
The Order of Amendments
Taxing Tips
Unburdened
SqueakyToy
Against
Hyperpartisan
Extraordinary Circumstances
Double or Nothing
Jamaican Indian
'Say It to My Face'
Unjust
Gender Test
The Hottest July on Record
Weird
Assassination Attempt on Truman
Hillbilly Credulity
The Ozempic Games
The Porn Ban
Back on the Menu
Warriors and Soldiers
Deinonychus
Let's Abandon
Crowdstruck
CheapFakes
Fight Fight Fight
The Final Election, Again
Governmental Incompetence
Staged
Remedial Numerology
Hey, Man: Nice Shot
BlueAnon
The SAVE Act
WNBA
Discordance
Chevron 2025
Orderfollowers
Caring What People Think
The Purge of July
Minor Exhaustion
Law and Order
Presidential Immunity
Blue, Slight Matter Who
Monday the First
Bookending Pride Month
Razing the Bar
More Insipid
Billionaire Scientists
LockBit
Assange
Debate Season
TikTok Bots
Order from Chaos
Acolyte
SkidMarks
Fair Procedure
Click to Cancel
Nope: Not Again
Artificial Idiocy
The Campfire Strikes Back
Imported Goods
The Median Income
On All Counts, Again
Woke Chins
Too Much
HateSpeech; FreeSpeech
Hism
Adobe
The ShoppingCart Debate
Paedophobia
Sheinbaum
The President's Kid
'Because We're Patriots'
Gay History Month
On All Counts
Mother Teresa
Generation Appropriation
#FreeRoss
Rulefollowers
Norah Vincent
Spurlock
The Olds Today
McMop
Just Grey
The MouseHouse
Four Years Ago
'You Could Never Make It Today'
Information Leading
Funding Genocide
How to Become a Former President
McDoomed
Arguments Online
The New Flipbook
Not Instantly Good
Withholding Aid
Showstopper
Reasons to Wear PowerArmour in Fallout
DollarTree
Housing Rights
Advert Algorithms
The Colorado Promise Act
One Time
Collegiate Boogaloo
Bear 2024
Seasonal Genders
#NotAllBears
Minimum Salary
Absolute Immunity
Expiration Dates
The New Version
Noncompetes
Columbia
No Jailtime
The Importance of Free Speech
Palindrome
Often Immolated, Never Duplicated
Almost As Bad
Caitlin Clark
Pick a Lane
All Day Yesterday
Snapshots
The Eve of Obstruction
Latine
Woke Never Changes
Antonyms
Reprehensible
'If You Don't Vote....'
Total Eclipse of the Brain
Le Petit Caporal
Quake
A Massive Human Sacrifice Event
Friendly Fire
Offended
Disinflation
National Day of PickOne
Moving Easter
Angrily Disappointed
Stewart
The Need to Upgrade
Francis Scott Keypoints
727
World War Maybe
The Argument, Translated
Okay, Groomer
Planet Fitness
RICO Is Not a Crime
Tipping Is Optional
A Nation of Laws
Bloodbath
Six Words Long
Boeing
I Hope Neil Young Will Remember
Thundersnow
And His Wife
The Only Reason I'd Want an Award
The New Jimmy Carter
What Meow Means
National Meatball Day
State of the Union 2024
Quadrennial Reminder
FB & IG
Section Three
Holy Land
Tahoe
Unthrilled
If the Terminator Were Made by Google
Wendy's
The Last Thing a TERF Sees
Setting the Date
Small Talk
A Century of Insipid Art
Story Prompt
Deleting Embryos
Not Perfectly Right
People's Choice Awards
One Year Old
LoanHackers
People over Party
More Christlike
Acorns Fired
PostCollegiate
Score
Obviously
SportsBowl LVIII
TwoParty Systemic
Unreal Engine
An Application of Bernoulli's Principle
Crumbley
Objective SelfSufficiency
Manufacturing Jobs
Nearly an Anarchist
The Four Stages of Modelling
A Thousand Dollars
Baphomet
Illegal Aliens
Philanthropic Work
Summer in Australia
Arithmetical Excuses
Fettermania
Best Wombat
Artificial Revenge
AntiProChoice
The Steepening Curve
Sniffleball
In the Absence of Cloture
Obviosity
Second Number Six
Tesla Lawl
AI for Art
Batpeople
My Keyboard Broke
War Criminals
This Is Nothing
Flying Cars
Wishmaking
Large Marge
Failed Insurrections
Stanley
Getting Computers to Work
Measuring Time
Blessings
Best Picture
Valid Censorship
The Epstein Client List
The International Dateline
Steamboat Willie
123123
Controlling Nature
Back on the Ballot
Concert Tickets
The Blizzard of 2023
Celebrity Worship
Trite Crisis
Shelfmas
Three and a Half Questions
Forgetting First to Win
Artificial Indolence
Les Nessman